Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit

i know, i know, you heard these already when you listened to the audiobook of Dreams of My Father...but taken out of the context of the book, these are hilarious! i would LOVE to hear the outtakes. (do they ever include them with an audiobook, like a DVD special feature?)

Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit

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What OT level is Bart Simpson at?

Join Scientologists at their Flag World Tour Event! There will be all kinds of cool stuff, like auditing, Nancy Cartwright (who is at OT Level 7) aaaaaaand Bart Simpson!

ok, last one, i swear.

the reblogging gets better and better. THIS little gem is courtesy of WaDi. you have GOT to listen to this. and now, i present to you, ladies and gentlemen, the douchiest phone message in history!

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